Tuesday, June 21, 2011
JAY LENO’S MONOLOGUE HIGHLIGHTS TUESDAY JUNE 21, 2011
THE WHITE HOUSE ANNOUNCED THAT TOMORROW NIGHT PRESIDENT OBAMA WILL LAYOUT HIS PLAN FOR BRINGING OUR TROOPS HOME FROM AFGHANISTAN. TEN YEARS AGO WHEN WE WENT THERE AFGHANISTAN HAD A BACKWARDS CORRUPT GOVERNMENT, NOW THEY HAVE A DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED BACKWARDS CORRUPT GOVERNMENT. THAT’S PROGRESS.
SIXTEEN OF NEWT GINGRICH’S TOP STAFF QUIT LAST WEEK. TODAY TWO OF HIS TOP FUNDRAISERS QUIT. HOW BAD IS THAT? HE'S NOT EVEN PRESIDENT AND HE'S ALREADY RAISING THE UNEMPLOYMENT RATE. WHAT’S IT GOING TO BE LIKE WHEN HE’S ELECTED?
THE WALL STREET JOURNAL IS REPORTING THAT A CHINESE BILLIONAIRE INVESTOR NAMED WANG GONGQUAN ANNOUNCED TO THE WORLD THAT HE IS LEAVING HIS WIFE TO ELOPE WITH HIS MISTRESS, AND HE DID IT ON A CHINESE BLOGGING SITE LIKE TWITTER. MEN ARE THE SAME ALL OVER THE WORLD, AREN’T THEY? WE HAVE WEINER, THEY HAVE WANG. IT’S THE SAME THING. NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO.
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