Justin Bieber's mom Pattie Lynn Mallette is 34 years old and Justin Bieber is 16 years old, so I think that means she gave birth to the second coming of Christ when she was only 18. She looks great, and you can tell that she seems like a cool mom. Or maybe that's just because she has a few million reasons to smile from ear to ear considering how wealthy her child is making her.
They seem pretty close which is great. Although Justin's haircut makes me want to kill myself - I especially can't stand when he swishes it to the side, I itch for a razor - the young Canadian and global sensation has been an exceptional role model thus far. He was raised right by Pattie Lynn Mallette. Justin's not dating Kim Kardashian cause I doubt his mother would approve. In fact, he's probably smart enough to just keep making out with chicks in Walmart parking lots for the next few years because he doesn't want his women to receive death threats.
Congrats Pattie, you've raised a talented, ambitious young man who looks like a female and you're getting to reap all the rewards of being pro-life at the young age of 18. Pattie was married to Justin's dad Jeremy Bieber but they're divorced now. No word on whether or not they got hitched before or after she got knocked up.
