Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Julian Assange demonstrates his style of condom use
A SABER POINT EXCLUSIVE!

Julian Assange of Wikileaks has been arrested in London by Scotland Yard.  However, he was not arrested for espionage activities against the United States, but on rape charges in Sweden.  Even worse, Assange is being vilified for not using a condom during the rapes!

Rumor has it that Assange has bitterly denied not using condoms during the reported rapes.  Assange swore that he always uses a condom when he rapes people, and also when undermining free nations with espionage.

Before Assange was frog marched into the nearest holding cell, he demonstrated his knowledge of condoms and even demonstrated the proper way to wear one.  See undoctored actual news photograph (okay, maybe it was Photshopped a little) included herein.  Since Julian may be going to prison soon and subject to homosexual rapes, we do hope he wears a condom as shown to fully protect himself against HIV and SDTs.

Further rumors state that Julian Assange wore a condom as depicted for a Halloween party where he went as a penis.

More as the situation develops....

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