Showing posts with label Jim Carrey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jim Carrey. Show all posts
Thursday, April 28, 2011
I am generally tolerant towards gays (these scum would be an exception). I have gay in-laws and they are occasionally welcomed in my home. I oppose hatefulness towards gays, because my personal motto has been, since childhood, "Live and Let Live." If you aren't hurting me, I won't hurt you.However, you have to draw the line somewhere, and I draw it at Hollywood films: I do not want to watch gay men suck face.
So imagine my surprise when wifey and I went shopping for rental movies. I saw one starring Jim Carrey -- funny guy from "Dumb and Dumber" and "Liar, Liar." It is rare when Jim Carrey makes a bad comedy. This Carrey film was called "I Love You, Phillip Morris." The jacket ad claimed that this film might be the funniest one ever made by Jim Carrey. Oboy, time for some belly laughs! We rented it.
The movie was not a comedy at all. It wasn't remotely funny. It was a gay romance along the lines of "Brokeback Mountain." The Carrey character one day admits to his wife that he is gay, and goes to live with his boyfriend. He is later sent to prison for credit card fraud, because "the gay lifestyle is very expensive." All that bling and fashion, y'know.
While in prison, Carrey's character meets another gay; they fall in love, get a cell together and spend a lot of time dancing cheek to cheek, engage in long, lingering mouth kisses, cuddling and whispering sweet nothings in each other's ears. Throughout the film, the viewer is treated to portrayals of homosexual anal and oral sex. The final scene shows a big white cloud floating in the sky...shaped like a giant penis and scrotum. Don't watch this on a full stomach. Better yet, don't watch it at all.
Hollywood is passionately involved in the norming of gay behavior, and almost every film and television sitcom, even broadway plays, have at least one gay in the cast. Some really go overboard -- "Under the Tuscan Sun," for example, where the viewer's nose is rubbed in gayness throughout. I saw that movie, what, ten years ago and I'm still pissed off. The viewer is pushed to the point of revulsion and then pushed a little further. Perhaps movie theaters should start issuing barf bags to viewers.
I imagine that "I Love You Phillip Morris" was Jim Carrey's obligatory offering to the gay causes so popular in Hollywood. His portrayal of a gay lover/crook will be seen as high art among the stylish. It will never, however, be a box office hit. It enjoyed only a limited release in 2009. The reason is simple. Most people are not gay. Most people find overt gay behavior rather disgusting.
This film will not do much for Carrey's image with the viewing public, I suspect. That's because it fails to answer the profound and timeless question once posed by the late Sam Kinison: "How does one guy look at another guy's hairy ass and find love?"
If the great philosophers couldn't answer this cosmic riddle, how can I? Nevertheless, gays are free to do what they like...as long as I don't have to watch them do it.
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Jim Carrey, 47, is now a grandfather after his daughter Jane Carrey has given birth to a son. Read more on Jane Carrey’s baby news below.
Jane Carrey, 22, and husband Alex Santana welcomed their first child, a son named Jackson Riley Santana, on Friday in Los Angeles. Baby Jackson weighed in at 7 lbs., 11 oz and measured 20 inches long.
“I’m excited about it because I never really got along with girls growing up,” Jane Carrey said last year. “I was a little afraid that if it was a girl that she would not like me, you know? So I’m very happy about the boy.”
Actor Jim Carrey thinks his daughter will do an excellent job as a parent. “Jane is going to be a great mom,” he said in July.
Ex John Asher Says Jenny McCarthy Was “A Freak In The Sack” (Photos)
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Actor/director John Asher, who was married to McCarthy from 1999 to 2005, thinks his ex-wife’s current boyfriend, Jim Carrey, is having a great time in the bedroom because Jenny really knows how to keep things interesting in bed.
Asher said Jenny McCarthy liked threesomes and once even invited three other “naughty sweet young girls” to join them for sex in a recent ConwayAndWhitman.com interview.
He said, “She’d be the subject of most of the attention, but always kept me in the mix. Jenny was a freak in the sack and beyond. There are some things that she’s done where I’ve thought, ‘No other woman will ever do that.’ It’s a helluva show.”
Asher reveals his marriage ended when the couple’s son Evan was diagnosed with autism and needed Jenny’s full-time attention. John Asher stated, “When something traumatic happens to a child, it either pulls the parents together or drives them apart.”
We’re sure Jenny McCarthy loves her ex, John Asher, opening his big mouth and sharing their sex life with the world!
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Announcing their breakup over Twitter on April 6, Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy expressed mutual admiration. He wished her the best; she vowed to "always keep Jim as a leading man in my heart."
Talk about a sideshow! While catching a tennis match at the 2006 U.S. Open, the comedian makes his girl crack up. "Our dynamic is great," she told PEOPLE. "I'm very, very happy. It's a lot of laughing."
Carrey holds tight to his lady while walking the red carpet at the L.A. premiere of Yes Man in December '08.
Snuggling on a sandy Hawaiian beach, McCarthy and Carrey watch the sun set during a tropical getaway in June '07. "We like to sit and do nothing," she said. "Stare at the ocean and go 'ohhmmm.'"
It can't get more intimate than this: The funny pair give the cameras a show on a Malibu beach July 4, 2008 – with Carrey squeezing into McCarthy's sexy swimsuit.
McCarthy and Carrey – whom she's called the "autism whisperer" – and rally in Washington in June '08. "He taught me how to love," Carrey said of McCarthy's son. "And without Evan I might never have seen the greatness of Jenny's spirit."
Carrey and McCarthy in June 2006 – even holding hands at an L.A. Radiohead show. They "were having so much fun," a concertgoer told PEOPLE. "It was like you were watching a romantic comedy."
The couple and 7-year-old Evan show that it's all about teamwork while in Maui, Hawaii, in July '09. But when it comes to McCarthy and Evan, Carrey's admitted, "I'm a pushover."
Fresh from their beachside cuddle, the couple – who both committed to – make it a night out at a West Hollywood party. "I don't need that piece of paper of commitment to prove my love," she told PEOPLE
Carrey and daughter Jane turn out to support McCarthy's autism organization, Generation Rescue, at a July '08 event in L.A. The next year, it's McCarthy who before the arrival of (with hubby Alex Santana).
Just months before their breakup, McCarthy and Carrey spread cheer on the road at the world premiere of the comedian's new movie, A Christmas Carol, in London in November '09.
More than just a wedding date: The duo take a Roman holiday for and in November '06.
McCarthy and Carrey seemed very much a team while a charity poker event in Miami in February. But just two months later, he Tweeted, "I'm grateful 4 the many blessings we've shared and I wish her the very best! S'okay!"
They're grateful for the time they spent together and only wish the best for each other. But for Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy, it's over.
"Jim and Jenny have recently decided to end their five-year relationship," Carrey's rep Marleah Leslie tells PEOPLE.
The two had supported each other through many life events, including the birth of Carrey's first grandchild after the actor's daughter, Jane, gave birth to a son in February.
"I'm so grateful for the years Jim and I shared together," McCarthy, 37, said in a statement. "I will continue to be in his daughter's life and will always keep Jim as a leading man in my heart."
In announcing the split on his Twitter page, Carrey, 48, echoed her warm sentiments. "I'm grateful 4 the many blessings we've shared and I wish her the very best! S'okay!" Carrey Tweeted.
Still, the breakup came as a surprise as the pair had always appeared to be among Hollywood's happiest and most devoted couples.
In February, the two were the picture of happiness publicly. "Jenny is the first person that I’ve been with where I don't have a giant question mark over my head," Carrey told PEOPLE at an event they hosted to support McCarthy's autism organization, Generation Rescue, in Miami. He also discussed their upcoming plans for Valentine's Day, telling PEOPLE, that "everyday is Valentine's Day" with McCarthy.
Over the years, Carrey has also grown close to McCarthy's son, Evan, who has Autism. "He taught me how to love," Carrey said in 2008 at a march in Washington, D.C. "And without Evan I might never have seen the greatness of Jenny's spirit."
For her part, McCarthy has praised her then-boyfriend's devotion to Evan telling PEOPLE, "[He has the] capacity to love and to take on something that most men would completely run away from."
As for McCarthy herself, as early as 2007 Carrey said their romance was the real deal. "We also encourage each other," he said. "We're both on the same path, so it's really real."
In announcing the split on his Twitter page, Carrey, 48, echoed her warm sentiments. "I'm grateful 4 the many blessings we've shared and I wish her the very best! S'okay!" Carrey Tweeted.
Still, the breakup came as a surprise as the pair had always appeared to be among Hollywood's happiest and most devoted couples.
In February, the two were the picture of happiness publicly. "Jenny is the first person that I’ve been with where I don't have a giant question mark over my head," Carrey told PEOPLE at an event they hosted to support McCarthy's autism organization, Generation Rescue, in Miami. He also discussed their upcoming plans for Valentine's Day, telling PEOPLE, that "everyday is Valentine's Day" with McCarthy.
Over the years, Carrey has also grown close to McCarthy's son, Evan, who has Autism. "He taught me how to love," Carrey said in 2008 at a march in Washington, D.C. "And without Evan I might never have seen the greatness of Jenny's spirit."
For her part, McCarthy has praised her then-boyfriend's devotion to Evan telling PEOPLE, "[He has the] capacity to love and to take on something that most men would completely run away from."
As for McCarthy herself, as early as 2007 Carrey said their romance was the real deal. "We also encourage each other," he said. "We're both on the same path, so it's really real."
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