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Chelsea Handler shows off her bikini body on the cover of December 2009 cover of Playboy.
The 34-year-old Chelsea Lately host posed with sidekick Chuy inside the magazine and spoke about how she decks the halls during the holiday season.
On holiday cooking: “I love a big holiday meal with friends. And I’m a meat-and-potatoes kind of girl. I like baked hams, mashed potatoes, a big turkey stuffed with Vicodin and extra tryptophan – all the old standards.”
On office party hookups: “If you drink so much that it seems a good idea to hook up with one of your co-workers, try to do it somewhere a little less public, like a car. … If you’re going to make a mistake you’ll regret tomorrow, you may as well do it somewhere classy.”
On keeping holidays secular: “It’s time to take back Christmas for those of us who don’t want to hear about angels and shepherds and babies with glowing heads.
Besides, ever since Jesus started dating Madonna, I can’t take him so seriously anymore. A secular holiday party is a happy holiday party. … If you’re doing it right, Christmas should be a celebration of family and friends and having a good time, with just a sprinkle of porn thrown in.”

Chelsea Handler enjoys a night out with her beau, hotelier Andre Balazs, on the top of The Standard Hotel on Thursday (May 19) in NYC.
The 36-year-old comedienne and late-night talk show host recently opened up about her latest book, “Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me.”
“This book I just kind of oversaw and edited and kind of added stuff at the end of people’s chapters and added a bunch of pictures,” she told NPR.
“But this book to me is kind of like … the end of the road as far as my practical jokes go, because I don’t know who’s ever going to believe anything I say again after this. It’s like the girl who cried vodka,” Chelsea added.

Chelsea Handler and Andre Balaz have taken their low-key romance public.
The 36-year-old E! comedienne took the hotelier, 54, along to celebrate the launch of her fourth book, Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me, at the Boom Boom Room in NYC over the weekend.
The pair, who have been quietly dating for four months, happily posed up together for the cameras after mingling with other guests including Lucy Liu, Katie Couric, Josh Hartnett and Vera Wang.
Balaz has already received the seal of approval from Handler's friend and colleague Heather McDonald.
'He's a babe. He's very successful and he's very nice. I think she's met her match,' the Chelsea Lately writer and star recently told E! News.
'He doesn't put up with her, but in a fun way, which she loves. Chelsea likes when you don't put up with her too much.'