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Julian Assange demonstrates his style of condom use

A SABER POINT EXCLUSIVE!

Julian Assange of Wikileaks has been arrested in London by Scotland Yard.  However, he was not arrested for espionage activities against the United States, but on rape charges in Sweden.  Even worse, Assange is being vilified for not using a condom during the rapes!

Rumor has it that Assange has bitterly denied not using condoms during the reported rapes.  Assange swore that he always uses a condom when he rapes people, and also when undermining free nations with espionage.

Before Assange was frog marched into the nearest holding cell, he demonstrated his knowledge of condoms and even demonstrated the proper way to wear one.  See undoctored actual news photograph (okay, maybe it was Photshopped a little) included herein.  Since Julian may be going to prison soon and subject to homosexual rapes, we do hope he wears a condom as shown to fully protect himself against HIV and SDTs.

Further rumors state that Julian Assange wore a condom as depicted for a Halloween party where he went as a penis.

More as the situation develops....

A Somali (read:  Muslim) teen, who is a naturalized citizen of the United States, attempted to bomb a Christmas tree lighting ceremony in Portland, Oregon.  Ah, the spirit of the season!  Brotherly love, peace on earth, goodwill towards men!  Or not.

To capture the perpetrator's sentiments, I included his mug shot in the Photoshop below, complete with an Islamic Christmas tree symbolizing the wishes of so many Muslims worldwide on this festive season of the year.

Read all about it here.

An Islamic Tree Lighting Ceremony?

I saw this over at Atlas Shrugs.  It's the new Islamic necktie for men.  Supposedly, the new tie takes the shape of the sword of Imam Ali,  cousin and son-in-law of Muhammad.  The new tie combines two Muslim icons:  a turban (with decorative fringe) and a curved, Islamic sword.

Some folks think the tie is just another Islamic phallic symbol, like minarets and scimitars.  I am outraged that anyone would read sexual references into these perfectly innocent symbols of Muslim traditions.  Some people just have dirty minds, but what are you gonna do?

Some people think my "saber" in my blog banner is also a phallic symbol.  NO IT ISN'T.  It used to be, when I colored it pink, but now that it is back to silver it is just a sword, nothing more.  I am so upset by this discussion that I think I will go outside and smoke a cigar.

Celebrating the End of an Error.